[Stentor]

A woman like that could rock a gunny sack or a Dollar General outfit.

Can I put in a request for a loose plaid shirt, denims and cowboy boots? Within the parameters of her age, she's a 24 hour smoke show.

[tomkat]

Here, lemme fix this for ya:

 Within the parameters of her age,  she's a 24 hour smoke show

There ya go .. much better   ;-)