“I know the cockroaches have a capital: Houston, TX.”
Sadly, my beloved Pennsylvania is the world-wide headquarters for radical deer terrorism, and they have my number, attacking my vehicles on suicide missions at every opportunity.
Also launching tick attacks when I least expect them.
Pennsylvania deer are the most dangerous critters I’ve ever run into. Literally.
And all that despite hundreds of thousands of hunters trying to control them... beware, beware the deer rebellion!
;-)
You have bears, too.