Obama's greatest hits (vanity)

[berdie]

eat your peas.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

“Under my plan of a cap-and-trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.”

[Vehmgericht]

http://www.cjr.org/the_kicker/blame_the_teleprompter_the_tel.php
OBAMA: I want to be very clear that we are resolved to halt the rise of privacy in that region and to achieve that goal, we’re going to have to continue to work with our partners to prevent future attacks and be prepared to confront them when they arise…
SCARBOROUGH: Here’s the problem with the teleprompter. If somebody types in —he was reading because you can tell — if somebody types in “privacy” instead of “piracy” and you just read the teleprompter and say, “We’re going to cut down on the rise of privacy,” it’s a problem. No, he said it. “We’re going to cut down on the rise of privacy.” I thought Dick Cheney tried that and it got him in trouble. We don’t do teleprompters here.
MIKA BRZEZINSKI: I know, but I’ve had my bad days with teleprompters. I am not judging.

“The analogy we use around here sometimes, and I think is accurate, is if a jayvee team puts on Lakers uniforms that doesn’t make them Kobe Bryant,”

“In my first term, I sang Al Green; in my second term, I’m going with Young Jeezy.”

“I had an uncle who was one of the — who was part of the first American troops to go into Auschwitz and liberate the concentration camps.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

I won.

[Peter ODonnell]

Umm, aah, I am, umm ahh, going to pivot to umm, aah, nuance and unpack the umm, aah, significance of that umm, aah, umm, aah, Russian hacking of our umm, aah, election. Now I hear people say, umm aah, President Obama, he’s umm aah, an idiot, umm aah, but umm, aah, umm, aah, umm, aah, that’s not tru. They can’t explain, umm, aah, umm, aah, umm, aah, why I always, umm, aah, successfully pivot and that’s my legacy, umm, aah, umm, aah, pivoting. I am really good at pivoting. Watch me pivot. Umm, aah. Russian hacking. See?

[sportutegrl]

(Health Insurance) premiums will decrease 3000%

“Because of these new standards for cars, and trucks they’re going to go further and use less fuel every year, and that means pretty soon you’ll be able to fill up your car every two weeks instead of every week, and over time that saves you or a typical family, about $8,000 a year.”

[patro]

Corpsemen

[Polyxene]

Folks
Arugula

[Jan_Sobieski]

Ping

[Yaelle]

“Tuh” for to
And the GD whistling on hissss ssssybilantssss
Will be so nice not to hear those

[Stopthethreat]

Oh yeah. He referred to terrorists as folks

[Trillian]

I'll just post this because of all those gross pictures of him eating ice cream ;)

[Hillbilly sage]

In Amman, Jordan== “Let me be absolutely clear, Israel is a good friend of Isreal’s”

The Middle East is an issue that has plagued the regioon for centuries.

And my personal favorite: We need to provide breathalyzers for asthma patients.

[V K Lee]

Barack Huessin Obama Quotes:
- The most beautiful sound is Muslims at prayer
- My Muslim faith
- The future must not belong to those who slander the Prophet of Islam
- ISIS is not Islamic
- Hamas is the victim
in his speech to the UN THE DARK ONE STATED:
The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam.

And let us not forget, he stands with his brothers should an ill wind blow.

[V K Lee]

corps man = Corpse man
US has ‘57” states

[Palio di Siena]

Bitter clingers