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1 posted on 12/27/2016 7:13:10 AM PST by C19fan
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So cook the dog.


2 posted on 12/27/2016 7:14:33 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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$%&@ Bumpas’s


3 posted on 12/27/2016 7:16:45 AM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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Must not have been a very big turkey.


4 posted on 12/27/2016 7:16:53 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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Dog eats food.

Why is this a news story.

Who is narcissistic enough to yell “the dog ate the turkey, quick, call the papers?”


6 posted on 12/27/2016 7:17:50 AM PST by cyclotic (Democrats haven't been this mad since we freed their slaves)
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Okay, so the dog talked to the turkey in a scornfully derisive or mocking way.

How did that ruin Christmas?

Perhaps the writer meant to use the term “scarfing” in its slang form?


7 posted on 12/27/2016 7:17:59 AM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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"Bumpus!"


8 posted on 12/27/2016 7:18:06 AM PST by COBOL2Java (1 Tim 2:1-3)
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Bubba is not a girl’s name!


10 posted on 12/27/2016 7:18:22 AM PST by Cowboy Bob
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Note to self:

1. Put the turkey up higher.

2. Don’t leave the turkey out the night before.

3. Get a bigger turkey (or lose the dog).


13 posted on 12/27/2016 7:19:53 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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Slow news day.

“Turkey eats dog” would have been an interesting story.


14 posted on 12/27/2016 7:19:57 AM PST by Mr. Douglas (Today is your life. What are you going to do with it?)
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Time to wok the dog.


16 posted on 12/27/2016 7:21:44 AM PST by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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I saw that movie................

17 posted on 12/27/2016 7:23:02 AM PST by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?............)
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Our dog ate the Christmas ham once. It was a Great Pyrenees. It could handle the ham and then come back for seconds . . . .


19 posted on 12/27/2016 7:23:41 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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If they leave the food out all night, maybe it’s a lucky thing that the dog ate it and not the family.


21 posted on 12/27/2016 7:27:24 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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Tur-Chi-Apso?

Would one use a stuffing/dressing more geared toward turkey, or dog?

Conundrum...

KYPD


23 posted on 12/27/2016 7:28:41 AM PST by petro45acp (" It IS About Islam: exposing the truth about ISIS, Al Qaeda, Iran, and the caliphate" by Glenn Beck)
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Various dogs owned by my family have eaten so much it became a medical emergency for at least one, who had to have his stomach pumped, IIRC. A small mini poodle ate a rump roast IIRC. Funny now, but the dog was not loving it after becoming a bloated mess.


27 posted on 12/27/2016 7:31:41 AM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.....but I’m glad I did.”


39 posted on 12/27/2016 7:45:27 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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We had a lab like that. She would eat anything to excess. We had to be careful. Found her gnawing on a rock hard frozen chicken once. Pure food psycho.


41 posted on 12/27/2016 7:45:57 AM PST by JimSEA
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All y’all are missing the big picture!

Since when do furrin deeveels eat our turkey?

Stop this cultural appropriation! and globalization!!

(He said in almost comprehensible English.)


42 posted on 12/27/2016 7:46:00 AM PST by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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“It wasn’t that I was that hungry, it’s just that I didn’t want that dirty cat to get any.”


43 posted on 12/27/2016 7:47:23 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Turdoggen


46 posted on 12/27/2016 7:51:07 AM PST by pa_dweller (Trump 290, Clinton 232 - The vote heard 'round the world.)
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