Looking for happiness based on your appearance is a losing venture.
True. Proven by Bruce's nonexistent love life. He needs to be introduced to Chastity Bono who also is in the dumps over a nonexistent love life. Hmm, seeing a pattern here. Although that might not work out either since she had an adadictomy. Bruce will never have his whacked off.
Wish I had a spare $70k to fritter away.
It didn't work when we were young and since age and gravity are NOBODY's friend, it's certainly not going to happen as we get older.