[VanDeKoik]

or “wife” being used as a verb too.

There is no such thing as someone being “wifed up”. Only trashy people use that phrase, but it is seeping into the lexicon of women in their 20s.

[Blennos]

or “wife” being used as a verb too.

Shakespeare used "wive" as a verb in "Taming of the Shrew." Act 1, Scene 2:

And I have thrust myself into this maze,
Haply to wive and thrive as best I may: