Wonderful! - Thanks for the link.
My favorite line: “An experimental check was maintained by replacing the last five bottles in each case with bottles of English beer, which the experimenters have discovered can only be drunk when extremely saturated with darkons (or “cold” in everyday language).”
So apparently the bloody CERN experiment was just an elaborate process for cooling their beer, cleverly disguised as a method for doing NMR on anti-matter.
You are welcome. I have been tracking Darkon research for 20 years or so.