If you answer ‘yes’ to these questions, you may be an alcoholic

http://nypost.com ^ | 12/12/2016 | Dr. Brad McKay

[P.O.E.]

Yes

[ichabod1]

Feh I never really did that but it certainly managed to mess my life up plenty. I only drank in the morning because i wanted to drink in the morning.

[ichabod1]

When I drink alone I prefer to be by myself.

[elcid1970]

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I’m not under what they call
The alfluence of incohol.

I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don’t know why.

Really don’t know who’s me yet,
The drunker I stay the longer I get.
So just one more to full my cup,
I’ve all day sober to Sunday up!

;^)

[ichabod1]

cutting do on your eating chocolate?

Oh my God that made me laugh so hard my ribs cramped.

[laplata]

LOL!

[ichabod1]

A big glass of water along with those advils can also do wonders.

[TheNext]

You know you have a drinking problem when you swerve off the sidewalk to avoid hitting the pedestrian.

[slouper]

“1. Have you ever thought about cutting do on your drinking?”

He forgot the hiccup.

[GreyFriar]

the line of questioning fall in line with: When did you quit beating your wife? Did you stop beating your wife because your arms got tired?

[VTenigma]

I don’t have a drinking problem, I drink, get drunk, fall down, NO PROBLEM!

[slouper]

Hair of the Dog’s the best, right? I think so.

[turfmann]

*burrrrrrrp*

Beertender, gimme a natural!

[eastforker]

If you drink enough, you don’t have hangovers, or if you do, you forget them after a few more drinks.

The key is to find the right alcoholic beverage that does not give you a hangover.

[Lagmeister]

You're not drunk as long as you can lie on the floor without holding on - Dean Martin

[txnativegop]

binge alcoholic here, fine as long as I don’t taste the stuff.

it touches my lips and I’ll drink until I pass out or die.

Alcohol poisoning really sucks, been there, done that.

I did not know it was possible to have skin turn that shade of yellow.

That was 26 years ago, haven’t touched it since.

[jy8z]

It would be interesting to hear what Winston Churchill would have to say about a thread like this.

[Osage Orange]

YG's around here....got to hunt down.

Miles away....

I did a vacation in the Keys...a few months ago..and they were on the menu...!

Loved it!!!

[Mean Daddy]

Joe & Charlie

[henkster]

I don’t have a serious drinking problem.

I drink for fun.