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A neighbor was asked to clean a home. She found a grenade in the oven.
Braedenton.com ^ | dec 11,2016 | Jessica De Leon

Posted on 12/12/2016 1:46:43 PM PST by Daffynition

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To: Daffynition

Well I guess for some it’s better than a bun in the oven.


41 posted on 12/12/2016 2:14:00 PM PST by SkyDancer (Ambtion Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
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To: Daffynition

All of mine are dishwasher-safe, but sometimes it’s just easier to stick them in the oven and set it to Clean.


42 posted on 12/12/2016 2:14:14 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: freedomlover

Good thing it wasn’t raspberries.


43 posted on 12/12/2016 2:17:34 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Daffynition

Yes, but they ignored the sign that clearly said - STAY OUT OF MY OVEN.


44 posted on 12/12/2016 2:20:59 PM PST by PGR88
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To: Daffynition
If you see that at the Dole Plantation, stay away from the ice cream.


45 posted on 12/12/2016 2:22:49 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Noumenon; Ken H; Daffynition; Salamander; Zarro; Garth Tater; humblegunner
Grenades -

The "Necessary Accessory" for the well dressed revolutionary
be it today or yesteryear.

(Point of interest - I actually own a pistol just like the one in his belt.
It's a 7.62mm Nagant M1895 with a unique "gas sealed" cylinder.)


46 posted on 12/12/2016 2:23:22 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Daffynition

What’s the big deal? I keep my grenades in the microwave.

5.56mm


47 posted on 12/12/2016 2:23:45 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Noumenon
Well, for those really stubborn caked on accumulations...


48 posted on 12/12/2016 2:25:39 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Good morning President Trump)
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To: shibumi

That man is ready to go to war. And the look in his eyes says he’s not coming back a loser - that’s for damn sure.


49 posted on 12/12/2016 2:31:54 PM PST by Garth Tater (What's mine is mine.)
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To: Daffynition

The oven? Must’ve run out of tinfoil and potted plants.


50 posted on 12/12/2016 2:32:20 PM PST by sphinx
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To: SkyDancer

ABORT! ABORT!


51 posted on 12/12/2016 2:37:51 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: Daffynition

that damned dried-on pepperonni!


52 posted on 12/12/2016 2:38:21 PM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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To: Daffynition

LOL’s


53 posted on 12/12/2016 2:39:03 PM PST by SkyDancer (Ambtion Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse)
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54 posted on 12/12/2016 2:40:21 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: shibumi
The NATO version...


55 posted on 12/12/2016 2:43:29 PM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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To: Zarro

” Where do you keep YOUR grenades???”

On a glass shelf under the Thompson sub machine gun.


56 posted on 12/12/2016 2:49:29 PM PST by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: Salamander; Daffynition; 50mm

Post #38!

The Old Ones have mutated during their long sleep in R’lyeh!

They have come back to us in the form of monstrous tropical fruit!


57 posted on 12/12/2016 2:52:46 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

A Tommy Gun? That seems dangerous, somehow...


58 posted on 12/12/2016 2:53:41 PM PST by Zarro (Oh, we don't call them the "MSM" any longer; they are now the "Basket of Detestables")
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To: Noumenon
Potato Bombs

Punch several pressure relief holes in washed baking potatoes. Remove an end-to-end core with an apple corer. Reserve 3/4 inch pieces to plug the potato.

Fill the cavity with your choice of butter, cheese, onion, herbs, etc. Insert the plugs and secure with small skewers to prevent blowout.

Bake at 450° on a shallow pan to contain leaks.

59 posted on 12/12/2016 3:19:11 PM PST by kitchen (If you are a violin bow maker or restorer please ping me.)
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To: Cicero

A co-worker’s neighbor pulled this type of stunt. Blew the house up real good (and damaged my co-worker’s house).

Years later, when the neighbor couple got into a nasty divorce, the truth came out.


60 posted on 12/12/2016 3:35:09 PM PST by lacrew
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