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Bah Humbug! Why Are Most Christmas TV Specials So Bad?
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Posted on 12/07/2016 6:59:08 PM PST by nickcarraway

You know it from the first few notes of Thurl Ravenscroft's barrel-chested performance — singing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" with the same flair he brought to playing Tony the Tiger in Kellogg's cereal commercials — Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas is a holiday classic.

The animated film turns 50 this year, airing on NBC about three weeks before its actual birthday. And it is, admittedly, a little weird to call a 26-minute cartoon about a green guy who learns not to steal Christmas presents an enduring masterpiece.

But The Grinch, which CBS debuted on Dec. 18, 1966, did everything right. It had a great pedigree; Seuss alter-ego Theodor Geisel produced the project with legendary Warner Brothers animator Chuck Jones, who served as director.

It had a cheeky story which appealed to kids and grownups. And it had a kitschy narrator in horror movie king Boris Karloff.

So why can't modern Christmas TV specials make this kind of magic happen more often?

To be sure, there are cute animated specials with modern cartoon characters, like the Toy Story crew and a certain green ogre named Shrek. (I do love the moment in Shrek the Halls when the gingerbread man reveals that Christmastime is less heartwarming and more heart-rendingly dangerous for cookies like him.)

But those bits come off more like crafty moments of corporate synergy than a special holiday treat. I was encouraged when I heard Disney had a new holiday special planned this year for ABC called The Wonderful world of Disney: Magical Holiday Celebration.

But then the promo for the show aired, with this tagline: "During the show, don't miss an exclusive look at Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, in theaters December 16."

Just like that, a fun special became a giant commercial for a Disney-owned movie franchise. (And we all know how badly the Star Wars Holiday Special turned out, don't we?)

Even the shows that are supposed to be lame aren't quite lame in the way they intended. Exhibit A: Bill Murray's Netflix special A Very Murray Christmas; which couldn't decide if it was making fun of holiday specials or celebrating them in a very weird way.

One scene features Murray trying to talk showbiz pal Chris Rock into doing a Christmas special with him.

"So you're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year?" Rock says to Murray, screaming his lines like he's doing a voice over for Madagascar. "That is so you, Bill. That is so you."

"But now you're here," Murray says. "And it's us!"

"No!" Rock answers. And he ends up going on camera, anyway.

That's not lame in an ironic way. It's just kinda lame.

At least Empire stars Taraji P. Henson and Terrence Howard had the good sense to bring on singers like Mary J. Blige, Patti Labelle and John Legend for their White Hot Holidays special last year on Fox.

The powerful vocal performances helped distract from awkward dialogue between Howard and Henson that often felt like an update of lines from an old Sonny and Cher special.

"Why the long face?" Henson asks Howard at one point in the show.

"Because I never get what I want," he answers.

Henson's response seems straight from the Cookie Lyons playbook: "Well ... what are you doing that's naughty?"

"I was always a good kid," Howard responds. As the audience and Henson express their disbelief, he drops the punch line. "I didn't say nothing about being a good adult. I was a good kid." That's a looong way to go for a couple of chuckles.

Henson is doing the special by herself on Fox next month. Perhaps the holiday was a little too hot for two stars to share.

As a critic, I've always been drawn to the Christmas specials that surprise with a little unexpected absurdity. When David Bowie joined Bing Crosby to croon a mashup of Peace on Earth and the Little Drummer Boy on a Crosby TV special, I loved the sense of rock 'n' roll's future showing respect to an old school showbiz icon. (Of course, A Charlie Brown Christmas and the related Peanuts holiday specials are in a class all their own.)

And when the toy-making elf Hermey informed his boss he'd rather be a dentist in stop-motion animated classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, I felt the kind of pride misfits everywhere experience in seeing one of our own let his freak flag fly a bit.

Ultimately, the best holiday specials have a unique balance of nostalgia, surprise, creativity and holiday spirit. Pulling all that off in a one-time TV event often requires a Christmas miracle.

Which may explain why we see so few great ones on TV after all.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: christmas; christmashaters; holidays; leftists; nprsucks; tv
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To: nickcarraway
Best Christmas movie?

The original The Bishops Wife

41 posted on 12/07/2016 9:02:18 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Yaelle

Yes. I grew up with him. Richard Scarry books were my son’s favorites.


42 posted on 12/07/2016 9:59:00 PM PST by mplsconservative
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To: mplsconservative; Yaelle

I liked the Richard Scarry ones when I was little, but weren’t those the ones given a full P.C. makeover: completely gender neutral, all traces of religion removed, etc.


43 posted on 12/07/2016 10:05:45 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I’ve put on Christmas Vacation three times in the past two weeks LOL.


44 posted on 12/07/2016 10:15:19 PM PST by Trillian
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To: KarlInOhio

Song of the South - now there’s a movie that no millennial has ever seen. Fortunately, this baby boomer was able to see it on screen and totally enjoyed it. When, exactly, was it buried? At the same time they shoveled the dirt over Amos and Andy?


45 posted on 12/07/2016 10:53:56 PM PST by V K Lee (Is it too early for a President Trump?)
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To: nickcarraway

My boys loved the Richard Scarry books with all the pencil cars and rabbits and stuff, and I remember being so sick of all the details etc. good old fashioned little stories though. lowly Worm. Lol.


46 posted on 12/07/2016 11:07:24 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: V K Lee
"Song of the South - now there’s a movie that no millennial has ever seen."

It's available on DVD.
47 posted on 12/07/2016 11:22:04 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: clearcarbon

Thank you. Never thought to search for it; considered it Gone With the Wind in today’s PC climate. After all, we did lose our Confederate Flag.


48 posted on 12/07/2016 11:41:29 PM PST by V K Lee (Is it too early for a President Trump?)
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To: V K Lee

I found it recently in a public library.


49 posted on 12/07/2016 11:46:01 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: clearcarbon

Even better. Though it is doubtful the little library in this one stop-light town would have such technology for lending. I’ll check them out first and then check around retail to see if it might be found. Thanks, again.


50 posted on 12/08/2016 12:09:04 AM PST by V K Lee (Is it too early for a President Trump?)
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To: nickcarraway

Yes! Christmas in Connecticut is a lot of fun, too!

I’ll be on the lookout for the Fifth Avenue one.

Kids think Bad Santa and Die Hard are good Christmas movies. I think I sound like an old fuddy duddy when I say they don’t know what good Christmas movies are.

I also heard they edited the Charlie Brown Christmas to take out the religious references. Is that true? Did they really ruin it?


51 posted on 12/08/2016 1:19:27 AM PST by jazminerose (Adorable Deplorable)
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To: mylife

Love The Bishop’s Wife! The original, with Cary Grant and Loretta Young.

What a great movie!


52 posted on 12/08/2016 1:24:14 AM PST by jazminerose (Adorable Deplorable)
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