Posted on 12/06/2016 1:49:04 PM PST by Gamecock
She said: “I’m gonna’ hire a wino to decorate our home, / “So you’ll feel more at ease here, and you won’t have to roam. / “We’ll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. / “And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall.”
Would have been a lot less painful....
“Now he is blaming me for all this when I have done nothing.”...........
Maybe THAT is your problem....
He should have gone hooker “shopping” instead of “chopping”
If you have to pester someone to have sex with you, that should be your first clue that something is very wrong.
Momma sang base,
Daddy sang tenor.
Hey Ma; You can cancel dad’s Viagra prescription.
The child in the picture (at the link) looks to be 8 or 9.
Hmm....
I remember it all too vividly, as it was a local thing for me back then. So it was the topic of conversation, and jokes, at the office for weeks. 8>)
Changing his name to Les Johnson.
For goodness’ sake, get a girlfriend.
Confuscious say, man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Fake News?
In spades. Absurd.
The child in the picture (at the link) looks to be 8 or 9.
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I was thinking he looked 6 or 7 years old.
That photo: From an Oakland warehouse that burned down recently.
Great (and yet really bad) song!
Detachable Penis:
“I woke up this morning with a bad hangover / And my penis was missing again. / This happens all the time. / It’s detachable”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Maybe she became an ace.
An American woman would have just sent her hubby on his way after he did such a thing, heh-heh.
DANG!
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