“But Honey! It was from the catfish I caught!”
“Oh, yeah??? Where is it?!?”
Reminds me of the joke where God comes to visit Adam and asked how things were going with Eve. Adam says great. She is a great companion and friend. Then God asked where is she? Adam says she went to the river for a swim. God say aww, damn, now I'll never get the smell out of the fish.
Hey, it was funny when I was 12. I apologize in advance.