Posted on 11/29/2016 11:27:35 AM PST by PROCON
DORTMUND, Germany (AP) — The subject was pickup lines, and Germany's "Mr. Flirt" offered a few examples to his class of Syrian and Iraqi refugees. "I really love the scent of your perfume," he suggested. "You have a beautiful voice." He invited his students to take a stab.
Essam Kadib al Ban, 20, raised his hand. "God created you only for me," he said, then tried another: "I love you. Can I sleep over at your place?"
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LOL, you can't make this up!
Any advice you FReepers (or FReeperettes) would like to give to Mr. Flirt and his refugees students? :-)
“I love you. Can I sleep over at your place?”
That line never worked for me.
Can I push your stool in for ya buddy?
Are you a liberal chick?
LOL, advice besides “Try not to creep out any of those women who will be the recipient of his advice!”
“You have a beautiful voice. May I throw acid in your face?”
Well done Germans. Cucking yourselves into oblivion.
You weren’t sincere enough, try it again tonight but this time with sincerity.
Mr Flirt in German is “Herr Schitz”.
They don’t have time for pick-up lines. They’re more into snatch and grab.
New Country Song
If I said you had a beautiful body, COVER IT UP WITH THIS BURKA OR I KILL YOU. I KILL YOU ANYWAY
That’s sure to make the top 10 jihadi Country charts.
How to pick up women: Lift with your legs.
Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson will give lessons on no meaning no...
True story: I was once in a bar having a fun nught with a group of people and in the context of the discussion, and very tongue-in-cheek, I said, “Hell, at this point I’d sell my body for 50 cents!”
An attractive girl in the group pulled out a dollar bill, said “Give me change”, and took me home.
Try that sometime - it seems to work!
If Germany still had real men, this guy’s torso would be pushing up weeds by the side of the autobahn.
Just send them downtown Berlin on Oranienburger street. No flirting required.
Just a suggestion. If you corner a young lady in her university hospital lab and say “will you have sex with me?” it’s not dating, it’s sexual harassment, and you will have your student visa revoked and immediately be deported.
“You Boom-Boom or I chop head off!”
That only applies if you’re not one of the protected class.
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