Maybe it is me, but if I was Pakistan I wold not be very afraid of the Ghandi Tank. ;)
The Ghandi Tank fires:
blanks?
sacred cow pies?
flowers? orange or yellow chrysanthemums
worn-out saris?
beggar's bowls?
toy elephants?
real elephant doo-doo?
garlic stems?
http://www.asian-central.com/stuffasianpeoplelike/indian/
This is very funny. Reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy, the comedian who said: "Your a redneck if...."