Hey DB, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope that me and the rest of your extended freeper family can send some fun your way today. I was telling some very politically incorrect jokes today to my sister's family who are all girls. They know that no ill will is intended and they all laughed.
Here's one. What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Don't make me tell you a third time.
I heard it this way:
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.