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Naked woman swims to fountain in the middle of a lake, is escorted back to shore
The State ^ | 11/24/2016 | CHABELI HERRERA

Posted on 11/24/2016 3:21:20 PM PST by Gamecock

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To: Gamecock

Looks like she has a leak.


21 posted on 11/24/2016 4:08:28 PM PST by bankwalker (Does a fish know that it's wet?)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

We had a pond with a fountain just outside the back door in the last apartment my family lived in. (2003) We called it “The Turtle Puddle.” The kids jumped in a few times, even though I told them not to.


22 posted on 11/24/2016 4:09:17 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Gamecock

“Divers assisted her in getting back to shore”

Muff divers?


23 posted on 11/24/2016 4:11:31 PM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Gamecock

Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you’re doin’?
You git your clothes on!


24 posted on 11/24/2016 4:12:52 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Gamecock

FLORIDA! Its the punch-line.


25 posted on 11/24/2016 4:15:46 PM PST by nwrep
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To: Gamecock

That’s one way to spend Thanksgiving ...


26 posted on 11/24/2016 4:15:49 PM PST by Trump-a-licious
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To: Tax-chick

“True ... ducks and geese and runoff.”

Lucky she didn’t meet a gator on her way to the fountain.


27 posted on 11/24/2016 4:16:52 PM PST by This I Wonder32460
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To: This I Wonder32460

Exactly what I was thinking, gator bait.


28 posted on 11/24/2016 4:19:27 PM PST by crosdaddy
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To: Pearls Before Swine

"Hold muh beer and watch this!"


29 posted on 11/24/2016 4:25:25 PM PST by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: Gamecock

Well, I guess the “Summer’s Eve” just wasn’t doin’ the trick !


30 posted on 11/24/2016 4:26:35 PM PST by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: Gamecock

That’s not a bidet.

Having lived in FL, I would also not go swimming in a lake. Drunk or sober, the gators won’t care.


31 posted on 11/24/2016 4:35:34 PM PST by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: lafroste

I remember an episode of the Tim Allen show. He was installing a new tub for Jill. A jacuzzi tub. Describing the settings to her, it was low, medium, high and turbo: who needs a man.


32 posted on 11/24/2016 4:39:23 PM PST by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: lafroste

LOL!!


33 posted on 11/24/2016 4:41:19 PM PST by Osage Orange (Cover up after cover up...OUR GOVERNMENT is OUT OF CONTROL)
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To: Gamecock

She could have just used the bidet in the hotel.


34 posted on 11/24/2016 5:09:36 PM PST by Go Gordon (Barack McGreevey Obama)
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To: Gamecock

Did the fire fighters get to examine the evidence before helping this poor soul back to shore?


35 posted on 11/24/2016 6:04:38 PM PST by Uncle Sam 911
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To: Gamecock

36 posted on 11/24/2016 6:12:43 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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To: AFreeBird

I was going to post “Somebody call a plumber, the bidet
needs an adjustment”! But now I don’t have to.
Good work.


37 posted on 11/24/2016 6:21:14 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf.)
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To: Gamecock

Back in quaalude daze this was fairly common

My kinda lady

Fun and uninhibited


38 posted on 11/24/2016 6:22:29 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: AFreeBird

Good point

Every old phosphate pit or bar pit or canal or agricultural tank in Florida full of nice water has at least one gator

Usually a resident bull who calls it home

If he’s not hungry or hornery then fine but if not it’s not going to end well


39 posted on 11/24/2016 6:26:05 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

From the position, either under the influence of drugs or taco bell.


40 posted on 11/24/2016 7:13:09 PM PST by dangus
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