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Naked woman swims to fountain in the middle of a lake, is escorted back to shore
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| 11/24/2016
| CHABELI HERRERA
Posted on 11/24/2016 3:21:20 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
Looks like she has a leak.
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:08:28 PM PST
by
bankwalker
(Does a fish know that it's wet?)
To: EQAndyBuzz
We had a pond with a fountain just outside the back door in the last apartment my family lived in. (2003) We called it “The Turtle Puddle.” The kids jumped in a few times, even though I told them not to.
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:09:17 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
To: Gamecock
“Divers assisted her in getting back to shore”
Muff divers?
23
posted on
11/24/2016 4:11:31 PM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Gamecock
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you’re doin’?
You git your clothes on!
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:12:52 PM PST
by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: Gamecock
FLORIDA! Its the punch-line.
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:15:46 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: Gamecock
That’s one way to spend Thanksgiving ...
To: Tax-chick
“True ... ducks and geese and runoff.”
Lucky she didn’t meet a gator on her way to the fountain.
To: This I Wonder32460
Exactly what I was thinking, gator bait.
To: Pearls Before Swine
"Hold muh beer and watch this!"
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:25:25 PM PST
by
Bratch
("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
To: Gamecock
Well, I guess the “Summer’s Eve” just wasn’t doin’ the trick !
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:26:35 PM PST
by
snooter55
(People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
To: Gamecock
That’s not a bidet.
Having lived in FL, I would also not go swimming in a lake. Drunk or sober, the gators won’t care.
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:35:34 PM PST
by
AFreeBird
(BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
To: lafroste
I remember an episode of the Tim Allen show. He was installing a new tub for Jill. A jacuzzi tub. Describing the settings to her, it was low, medium, high and turbo: who needs a man.
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:39:23 PM PST
by
AFreeBird
(BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
To: lafroste
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posted on
11/24/2016 4:41:19 PM PST
by
Osage Orange
(Cover up after cover up...OUR GOVERNMENT is OUT OF CONTROL)
To: Gamecock
She could have just used the bidet in the hotel.
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posted on
11/24/2016 5:09:36 PM PST
by
Go Gordon
(Barack McGreevey Obama)
To: Gamecock
Did the fire fighters get to examine the evidence before helping this poor soul back to shore?
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/24/2016 6:12:43 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
To: AFreeBird
I was going to post “Somebody call a plumber, the bidet
needs an adjustment”! But now I don’t have to.
Good work.
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posted on
11/24/2016 6:21:14 PM PST
by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf.)
To: Gamecock
Back in quaalude daze this was fairly common
My kinda lady
Fun and uninhibited
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posted on
11/24/2016 6:22:29 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
To: AFreeBird
Good point
Every old phosphate pit or bar pit or canal or agricultural tank in Florida full of nice water has at least one gator
Usually a resident bull who calls it home
If he’s not hungry or hornery then fine but if not it’s not going to end well
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posted on
11/24/2016 6:26:05 PM PST
by
wardaddy
(trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
To: Pearls Before Swine
From the position, either under the influence of drugs or taco bell.
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posted on
11/24/2016 7:13:09 PM PST
by
dangus
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