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How To Roast A Turkey With A Jet Truck
Jalopnik ^
| 23 November 2016
| Stef Schrader
Posted on 11/24/2016 8:47:42 AM PST by COBOL2Java
If your relatives insist on having the traditional turkey dinner, skip the cheesy deep-fryer and don’t bother trying to be cute by wrapping bird parts around your puny road car’s exhaust. What you need is a jet truck.
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To: COBOL2Java
You’ll never get the taste of JP outta that bird.
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posted on
11/24/2016 8:53:09 AM PST
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: COBOL2Java
Aim the truck the right way and they could offer free delivery!
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posted on
11/24/2016 8:56:43 AM PST
by
bigbob
(We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
To: COBOL2Java
Mmmmmmmmmmm, love the smell and taste of JetFuel.
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posted on
11/24/2016 8:58:42 AM PST
by
Carriage Hill
( Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
To: COBOL2Java
The wife wants me to buy the truck for today’s feast.
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posted on
11/24/2016 9:00:51 AM PST
by
ricmc2175
To: ricmc2175
Basting the turkey might pose a challenge...
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posted on
11/24/2016 9:13:26 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(1 Tim 2:1-3)
To: COBOL2Java
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!
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posted on
11/24/2016 9:40:26 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(Les Deplorables Triumphant)
To: COBOL2Java
Raw on the inside, I’ll bet.
They chained the turkey. Did they have to chain down the vehicle too? (Newton’s Third Law)
Great video, nonetheless.
To: ricmc2175
“The wife wants me to buy the truck for today’s feast.”
What are you waiting for?
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posted on
11/24/2016 9:47:18 AM PST
by
Clay Moore
(JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
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