HAPPY TRUMPSGIVING!

11/24/2016 | From Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

What am I thankful for? I'm thankful this is the first year I didn't have to hide the bodies. I'm thankful for the constant company of the radioactive robot zombies that follow me everywhere. I'm thankful no one saw that incident in the Yankees dugout, and I deny everything. I'm thankful most of the restraining orders are lifted.

But seriously:

1. I'm thankful America looks to survive the Obamanation.
2. I'm thankful Trump was elected.
3. I'm thankful I have my health.
4. I'm thankful I have a job.
5. I'm thankful for my two beautiful (but mischievous) cats.
6. I'm thankful for FREE REPUBLIC AND ALL OF YOU HERE!

[momtothree]

I am thankful for you, Laz and all the Freepers!! Happy Thanksgiving! (((hugs))) Mom

[Lazamataz]

HAPPY TRUMPSGIVING TO MY FRIENDS!

[DarthVader]

Happy Thanksgiving to you too Laz!! I concur with your thoughts.

[lyby]

Happy Thanksgiving to all ya’ll, too!!!!

[PGalt]

Happy Thanksgiving, Lazamataz.

[freedumb2003]

And many happy SCOTUS to you as well Laz!

[Lazamataz]

(singing) “Deck the halls with overturned E.O.’s, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha ha-ha HA.”

[Nifster]

Thank you much Mr. Laz

Enjoy the food coma

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Thank you!

Right back atcha!

[trisham]

Happy Trumpsgiving!!

[stars & stripes forever]

I’m thankful LAZ has the OBAMA COUNTDOWN CLOCK and when it gets to ZERO, we will really be thankful!

[trebb]

Happy Thanksgiving Laz.

I'm Thankful about Trump giving us a renewed hope.

I'm Thankful my prostate cancer was taken care of w/o putting me in diapers.

I'm Thankful my hip replacement went well.

I'm especially Thankful for my beautiful and loyal wife that gives me all the best reasons to embrace the life that God has given me.

[blogOps]

Happy Thanksgiving! +1000!

[NonValueAdded]

Trumpsgiving!!! Love it

[Madame Dufarge]

Thankful for you and your humor and insights, Laz.

And of course for everything on your list.

I'm thankful no one saw that incident in the Yankees dugout

I did, but I can be bought - another thing to be thankful for!

Happiest of Thanksgivings!!

[Dead Corpse]

Happy “Thankful for a bunch of stuff including Hillary being kept out of the White House” Day!

[wastoute]

Possibly, the BEST THANKSGIVING EVER!

Have a happy, Laz.

[Bobalu]

[Jane Long]

Ditto, ditto!!🇺🇸🍗👪🏈