NFL Live Thread Week 11

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[Bender2]

Yes, it is Week 11, sportsfan, and my always perfect picks... are as follows:

Thursday Night Feetball will see the Ain'ts add another nail in Cam's Cittycats season--

In regular Sunday action Big Ben's Stoolers finally get a win over the Brownstains--

My streaking Boys will add win number nine over Crab City's Dark Byrds--

The Loinchops root out a victory ovber the Jag-Offs--

Allegra's Old Earlers beat the Luck out of the Ponies from Indy--

TCU North show no respect for King Rex and his Buffalo Wings--

My Old Dallas Texans will kick off some Bucking Ears--

I wish Imp's Bears would give them Jersey Jints a game, but they won't--

Yet Imp's Old Chi-Town Cards do give the Viqueens a proper Viking Burial minus the water and boat--

LA's Ewes get a new shepherd, The Goeffinater, but the Phins almost twist his nater in two--

Gadzooks, big-- Can your Patty cheaters find a way to get by the Soapy 9ers?

I expect the Seahags to do my Boys a solid and kick the Iggles tailfeather into next Tuesday--

Likewise, big Packer Wackers can do the same by smacking down the Deadskins--

Monday Night I fear Allegra's Texicans will not slip by Seven's Waiders--

On the Bye & Bye this week, the Falcons, Broncos, Jets & Chargers have it their own way--

Bend? Bendy-- Why do you never pick games in the real NFL... The National Fastfood League?

You cannot... be serious, Colonel?

Hey, Bend, my boys are players just as much as your Dallas Cowboys... and we're finger lickin' good!

Your team just lost 99 to nothing... last week to the Hooterettes--

Well, Bendy... you know why we lost--

Look at that front seven... they have:

And that fantastic foursome... in the backfield!

No wonder... we lost.

That 99 to zip loss is nothing... compared to the whipping Chicken Express is going to lay on those whimps you call players!

No way my boys are losing... to your rubber chickens!

Okay, okay! I'll pick--... I'll pick the Colonels's lads to win--

Now, that's picking... Bendy, old sport!

Gadzooks-- What will I be... picking next?

Bendy-- Look, I coached the Boys to two Super Bowls... so make a pick for my team--

I got the Miami franchise... for the Jimmy Legs!

[Bender2]

Get your picks in and pick us to win... or we're coming to you place and pluck you up good!

[TigerClaws]

BOYCOTT these bums until they stand for our National Anthem.

[ConservativeMind]

Starve the NFL of ratings!

[TomGuy]

How ‘bout them Cowboys!

Romo has become the backup QB. Video at the Dallas Cowboys of him giving a statement to the media.

Prescott is now the main QB.

8-1 Dallas has the best record they have had since 1977 — under Staubach with 8 straight wins.

[Godebert]

You can take the NFL and stick it up your #@#. Nobody wants your BLM-NFL worship thread here.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

If the pussified commissioner cannot stop the malcontents from trashing the league with their treasonous protests then the officials’ calls are certainly going to trash the league! And they try to say that there is no favorite treatment to certain teams. Baloney! ROFL

[zek157]

Not even close to 77 level. They have played a series of mediocre teams at best. How many of those wins were against teams with winning records?

[sparklite2]

8-1 Dallas has the best record they have had since 1977 — under Staubach with 8 straight wins.

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"It's hist'ry makin'!"

[Enterprise]

Well not EVERYONE wants you to go away.

Here are my humble picks. Fair warning though if you want to win. My record is the kind that after you find out who I pick, you pick the opposite.

Panthers, Steelers, Cowboys, Lions, Colts, Bills, Chiefs, Giants, Cardinals, Rams, Patriots, Redskins, Raiders.

[HonkyTonkMan]

35 year fan until 2016 - not a single game this year.

I will NOT support the NFL until it supports America!

[tumblindice]

[Impy]

Have you heard about the cars with the new “green” wiring with the coating made of SOY? Rats are getting in cars to eat the coating. Thank God the Obama era is ending.

[StoneWall Brigade]

I’ll take Cowboys over Ravens

[big'ol_freeper]

And around the corner they come heading for home...Rockin' Week 11

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Week 11

Picks so far:

Thursday, Nov. 17
==Saints at Panthers==

====Steelers at Browns

Ravens at Cowboys====

=Jaguars at Lions===

==Allegra's Old Earlers at Colts==

===Bills at Bengals=

Buccaneers at Chiefs====

Bears at Giants====

====Cardinals at Vikings

==Dolphins at Rams=

====Patriots at 49ers

=Eagles at Seahawks===

==Packers at Redskins==

Monday, Nov. 21
Allegra's Texicans at Seven's Raiders====

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[Cletus.D.Yokel]

NFL Live Thread Week 11

Thursday, Nov. 17
Panthers

Sunday, Nov. 20
Steelers
Cowboys
Lions
Colts
Bills
Chiefs
Giants
Cardinals
Rams
Patriots
Eagles
Packers

Monday, Nov. 21
Raiders

Bye week: Falcons, Broncos, Jets, Chargers
Well...Bye!

[Enterprise]

Thanks.

[Bender2]

Since you did not set up a FR homepage, I was not sure... which 'Enterprise' you used as your FR ID, so I went with the Star Trek avatar one--

[Enterprise]

I took Enterprise after the WWII aircraft carrier. The present crew of Star Ship Enterprise are anti-Trump. They are an embarrassment to the great name of Enterprise. But the Star Ship avatar is fine anyway.