National Suicide Hotline Confirms Big Increase In Calls After Trump Victory

DailyCaller ^ | November 12, 2016 | Jonah Bennett

[Catmom]

...and HOW MANY of them there are!

[IronJack]

A polluted gene pool self-correcting.

[SuperLuminal]

Shut dang thing down. Give them a perpetual busy signal. Direct them to nearest gun shop.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

On another forum, the coldest suggest was simple:

“Take an OD of Fentanyl. Cheap, readily available, and painless. And have a nice trip.”

[thulldud]

Send them guns and one bullet.

Can't do THAT! The sight of a gun would kill a lib snowflake instantly — ergo, waste of ammo.

[EvilCapitalist]

I don’t think he’ll be committing suicide. He’ll probably be committing Arkancide.

[GingisK]

They sure don’t want me to answer those calls! ;-D

[EvilCapitalist]

Veterans are usually Conservative, snowflakes are leftists, the democratic party can’t have their voters killing themselves now, can they.

[Kadric]

Ask them to give their address and preferred method.
Inform them an assistance squad will be dispatched as soon as one becomes available.
Of course inform them they may have a shorter wait for those method requiring less clean up.

[Vaduz]

Everything is a crisis to a liberal unless it’s something free.

[dfwgator]

Hey as long as they reach Antonia at the hotline, I'm good with it

Or R. Lee Ermey.

[AuntB]

What they don’t talk about is ALL the people, like me, who were ready to check out if Trump didn’t win. Life is worth living again!!

[ataDude]

Running out of safe spaces?

[ClearBlueSky]

Someone should keep track of ACTUAL TrumpTrauma suicides. There will be precious few. Those who think humans ruin the planet are NEVER first to decrease the human population by suicide. Murder, yes- suicide no. :-(

[JoeFromSidney]

You know it's going to be a bad day when you call Suicide Prevntion and they put you on hold.

[Gene Eric]

The Left must be impressed by the psychological impact it’s had on the nation’s youth.

[DPMD]

Put ‘em on hold.