To: TigerClaws
"Ashley drove her car into the garage and it exploded."
No, Ashley was leaving her house at 5 am to catch a flight when her car exploded in the garage. "Investigation" claimed she had drank about a pint of vodka before getting into her car and driving it forward through the wall instead of putting it in reverse "because she was drunk." Because I down a pint of vodka before driving to the airport at 5 am and catching a flight for business, don't you? Especially when I have information on Obama's fraudulent "solar subsidies."
13 posted on
11/05/2016 7:44:34 PM PDT by
ponygirl
(An Appeal to Heaven.)
To: ponygirl
Sounds like a clssic mob hit. Wire the ignition to detonate a bomb in the car.
17 posted on
11/05/2016 7:50:37 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
(Voting Trump. It is not just a vote, it is a chance to burn down the rotten Uniparty.)
To: ponygirl
I assume she burned to death, as in a crispy critter.
Wouldn't that alcohol have long evaporated in the heat?
Strange......
18 posted on
11/05/2016 7:52:07 PM PDT by
Thumper1960
(Trump-2016)
To: ponygirl
No, Ashley was leaving her house at 5 am to catch a flight when her car exploded in the garage. "Investigation" claimed she had drank about a pint of vodka before getting into her car and driving it forward through the wall instead of putting it in reverse "because she was drunk." Because I down a pint of vodka before driving to the airport at 5 am and catching a flight for business, don't you? Especially when I have information on Obama's fraudulent "solar subsidies." Yeah - because she was drunk, the car did what almost zero cars do (even Yugos) when bumped into a wall....
31 posted on
11/06/2016 4:20:00 AM PST by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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