[Bloody Sam Roberts]

A good one.

But the best ever is Tom Mabe's

"How to Deal With a Telemarketer."

[MichaelCorleone]

Whoa - I really busted a gut on that one. I’m STILL laughing.

Thanks a lot.

[gloryblaze]

Just ... THANKS!!

[CruiseMates]

We got this call and I knew it was a scam within 20 seconds. I have gotten the “this is windows calling” several times, and I turn those into obscene phone calls. I ask the caller what he and his boyfriends are doing right now in that room together - graphically.

They can’t respond in kind because they are being monitored, but the one time one guy did reply with a comment about my wife he was cut off mid-sentence, and I hope fired.