Hope he pops in. But I know how it is for midwest types (in my case, upper midwest) and medical talk and/or going to the Doc.
My I be so bold as to provide you the blessing of the Lutefiske:
May the Lord Bless you and keep you.
May His face shine upon you and give you Peace.
And now...
MAY THAT PIECE OF COD THAT SURPASSES ALL HUMAN UNDERSTAND BE IN ABIDE WITH YOU.