[Flick Lives]

...outraged, dissident UN staffers: “Listen on to what they are saying though, Lynda. ‘A large breasted, white woman of impossible proportioned, scantily clad in a shimmery, thigh-baring body suit with an American flag motif and knee-high boots is not an appropriate spokeswoman for the gender equality at the United Nations.'”

Here's the type they're looking for...

[bigredkitty1]

Not possible. Even spandex has a weight limit.