Have Charlie Sheen throw out the first pitch dressed as Ricky Vaughn. There would be no pressure on the guy as any bad pitch would just be the ‘Wild Thing’.
There is actually a push from fans here to get the Indians to have Sheen throw out the pitch. It was serious enough to have Sheen tweet a response. He said Major League is “the gift that keeps on giving” and that “if called upon, I’d be honored”.