My daughter just got married last weekend. She and her husband footed the entire bill. It cost about $130 per person. And this was one of the better prices she could get.
At $130 a head, they decided not to invite children.
The youngest person to attend was a fourteen year old cousin who behaved as if he were 20.
Drunk and falling down? (joke)
Got wasted and twerked Grandma?
(Just kidding. Couldn't resist an opening like that.)