LOL! I can always smell it, but I love asparagus.
(I remember reading that in colonial or early American times, they had signs in public places asking the men to please not pee into the spittoons during Asparagus Season ;-)
Ina's Spring Green Risotto with Artichokes
METHOD Heat on med olive oil/butter. Add leeks and fennel; sauté tender 5-7 min. Add rice;stir/coat a min. Add white wine; simmer/stir on low (wine is almost absorbed. Add/stir chix stock, 2 ladles at a time, absorbed ea before adding more; takes 25-30 min; after 15 min, add asparagus, artichokes, lemon zest, tb salt, and 1½ tea pepper. Continue cooking/stirring/adding stock til rice is tender/firm; turn off the heat; stir in mascarpone, Parm, lemon juice and chives.
SERVE w/ sprinkling of chives, Parm.
ING 1½ tablespoons good olive oil 1½ tablespoons unsalted butter 3 cups chopped leeks, white and light green parts (2 leeks) 1 cup chopped fennel 1½ cups Arborio rice 2/3 cup dry white wine 4 to 5 cups simmering chicken (or vegetable) stock or preferably homemade
pound thin asparagus 10 ounces frozen peas, defrosted, or 1½ cups shelled fresh peas 8 ounces frozen artichoke hearts, defrosted 1 tablespoon freshly grated lemon zest (2 lemons) Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper 1/3 cup mascarpone cheese, preferably Italian ½ cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese, plus extra for serving 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice 3 tablespoons minced fresh chives, plus extra for garnish