[SoCal Pubbie]

What’s wrong with these people?

[Mr. Douglas]

Different strokes for different folk.

They must have been store-bought. Wild turkeys can fly.

Then again, maybe they were frozen turkeys and already “dead” before they hit the ground.

Thing about non-wild turkeys is that they are so stupid that it is about as hard to be cruel to them as it is to be cruel to an oak tree.

[Calvin Locke]

Perhaps they were drinking Wild Turkey when they thought up the idea?