[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

I damn near got thrown out of a training class on Profs for system people who were going to Help customers install the stuff when I realized how it was put together!

[Neidermeyer]

My favorite bit was how the system operator could open any mail they want using the "TRPEEK" command without leaving any trace that the mail was opened... Funny how the 3rd shift people always had the accurate scuttlebutt about goings on in the company...