Sentence: an industrial-strength wood chipper on low speed, feet first.
Sadism is kin to masochism. His desire to be punished is demonstrated by the horror of his actions. A quick, painless death is warranted.
I’d be okay with whittling him down to nothing with a vegetable peeler. Maybe incorporate a large bag of lemons into the process.
Good idea! But first, dump a couple of truckloads of gravel in it to dull the blades.
tourniquets all the way up the body so he doesnt bleed out.