My guess is that it was his brother's dog...
A guy is driving down the road in West Virginia and he sees a hand-lettered sign: Talking Dog for sale 10 dollars. Hes curious, so he stops and begins walking up the driveway. He gets close to the house and sees a dog. Joking to himself, he calls out, Are you the talking dog?
The dog looks up and says, Thats me.
The guy is floored. He cant believe it. He says, When did you learn to talk?
The dog says, I was pretty much born talking. It freaked people out, so I got abandoned at a young age. I had to live by my wits for a long time. Eventually I made it to Washington DC and bumped into a fellow who worked for the CIA. We teamed up and went all over the world. Turns out a lot of foreign agents will say things to a dog after the official interrogator has left the room. They talked to me, I talked to my partner and we broke open a lot of cases. But eventually I got tired of it and spent a few years traveling the world on my pension. Now Im too old for traveling, so I just hang out here.
The guy is amazed. He goes up to the house and knocks on the door. A man opens up and the guy blurts out: I want to buy that dog! I only have one question why are you selling him for just $10?
The man who opened the door says, Because hes a damned liar, thats why. He told you about the CIA, right? And travelling the world? He aint done any of that. Hes spent his whole life right here on this farm.