An elderly couple are in their bedroom and the wife is looking at herself in the mirror -
“Look at me, my hair is gray, my face is sagging, my tits are sagging, my ass is sagging. Is there anything about me that’s still good?”
Husband stares into the mirror for a few seconds and says, “Well, there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
I witnessed a local farmer respond to a similar question from his wife years ago. His response was “well, for a fat lady you sure don’t sweat much.”