Good thing he forgot his lunch instead of his bowling ball....or the dog.
Or a bag of feathers.
LOL I am STILL laughing, you are VERY FUNNY!!!!
The cat might be a more interesting experiment.
A coworker of mine tells a story of him swallowing a marble when he was young. Mom calls dad at work and he tells her not to worry it will pass but to make sure she hides his bowling ball from junior.