NASA changed all the astrological signs and I’m a crab now

yahoo ^ | 26 Sept 2016

[Lisbon1940]

I’m like Ike and the Chairman of the Board.

[mware]

I've gone from Libra to Virgo.

I was perfect for Libra and I am staying one.

[DUMBGRUNT]

No need for Nasa to make a change.

Want to be black, brown, he, she ,it...

Just click your heels three times...

[Fresh Wind]

I am now an Ophiuchus, the serpent bearer.

Ophiuchus is the only zodiac sign that depicts a real man. Many people are envious of the Ophiuchan as he/she progresses well throughout life. An Ophiuchus is a seeker of wisdom and knowledge. They have a flamboyant dressing sense, favoring bright colors and wearing of pleaded dresses.Personality traits of Ophiuchus are between Scorpio and Sagittarius. Ophiuchus persons are extremely curious, open to change, passionate and very jealous too. Also other Ophiuchus personality traits include explosive temper, good humor, secretive, egotistical, thirst for knowledge and sexually magnetic.

[DUMBGRUNT]

“Oh your a ________. I just KNEW you were the second I saw you!”

Tell us how it worked out for you?
Did the chicks dig it?

[DUMBGRUNT]

What next, are they going to try to turn lead into gold using alchemy?

This group was turning my tax gold into shite! Looking here they put some time in it! http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/09/nasa-changed-all-the-astrological-signs-and-im-a-crab-now/

[Pearls Before Swine]

I remember in the late 60’s when “what’s your sign?” was an early conversation staple. Even if most knew it was BS, it was still a joke ice-breaker.

Now, both my wife of 38 years and my signs have been changed. Are we still compatible? We may need astrological counseling.

[MUDDOG]

That’s a big change. They shifted it by about three weeks.

[IYAS9YAS]

Ophiuchus

Really? Oh f**k us? Obama's constellation?

[DUMBGRUNT]

Not that I believe much of what passes for news, but this and other articles point to nasa?

[DUMBGRUNT]

That’ll learn em!

[Redleg Duke]

I am going from Aries to Pisces..

Hmmm, there is something fishy going on here.

After screwing up our successful space program, NASA is moving on to astrology.

[treetopsandroofs]

“We’ll be hearing soon before Hussein leaves office about the new “Allah Constellation.””

Perhaps some enterprising soul can find a Mad Mo constellation...

[SkyDancer]

:)

[GSWarrior]

My sign is “No Outlet”

[DUMBGRUNT]

OH no!
Not again!
Caught in another internet hoax!!!

Where do I apply to get my photons back!!!
Is the check in the mail?

Will people think lesser of me?
Is that possible?

[Scrambler Bob]

Ophiuchus is the only zodiac sign that depicts a real man.
= = =

Should that be ‘a real TRANNY’?

[Mercat]

I went from Aries to Pisces.

[justlurking]

Not that I believe much of what passes for news, but this and other articles point to nasa?

Because the people that wrote that article are clueless, and think that NASA "made this change". They didn't. NASA simply posted an article on a portal intended for children.

You didn't know that? If you had read the article and followed the link to NASA, you would have seen that it was written for kids, and isn't a serious announcement.

As I wrote, the change in zodiac signs has been known for at least a decade. I simply pointed you to the first article I found. I've been telling people about it for years, after I read it -- possibly the very article I cited.

It's an interesting bit of trivia, and nothing more.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Ophiuchus ????

Pls see #16 Oh my, I need my safe space...