Lol!
I’m very sorry for offending you.
From the multitude of species of fungi, millions at last count and steadily growing, we collectively forgive you. Rest assured they will continue to grow on your front lawn, and on your cheese, your stale bread, your old veggies, your shower stall, your clothes, your dog, in your hair, in your pillow, and everywhere you thought they never existed. I rest my case. :)