Oh no! What are we going to use for toilet paper now?
Newspaper boy collecting subscription fees way out in the sticks ...
“I’m here to collect for the paper.”
“Sorry, kid, I got no money.”
“Well, do you have any corn?”
“Nope, we got no corn.”
“Do you have any corn COBS, then?”
“Son, if I had any corn cobs, I wouldn’t need your paper.”