[zeugma]

His answer received a five minute standing ovation.

Deserved. Great answer!

[ArGee]

A language instructor was discussing double-negatives with his class. “There are languages where a double-negative is an emphatic negative, such as Russian. And there are languages where a double-negative is a positive, as in English. But there are no languages where a double-positive is interpreted as a negative.”

One of the students in the back said, “Yeah, right!”