[Axenolith]

Man, I could keep my s*** together driving down the road being stung by bees, but I’d have to dig deep to keep same if a big ole hoarkin’ Shelob plopped onto me...

[Tax-chick]

"Spider season is in full swing," the department tweeted ...

[Celtic Conservative]

Ladies, unless they’re as big as a housecat or you live in the desert southwest, they ain’t gonna harm ya!

CC

[DannyTN]

Wiped out a stop sign due to an army and.

[ctdonath2]

She shoulda nuked it from orbit, just to be sure.

[HokieMom]

Who can’t identify with this??

[Fester Chugabrew]

I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And said, “Yo, b*tch, what’s in the bowl?”

[ArcadeQuarters]

> spider on rearview mirror

I’d crash too if iI saw a 12ft spider behind me.

[mindburglar]

Was it radioactive?

[USMCPOP]

For the most part, I like spiders. Where I live, there are a couple to be avoided, like Black Widows and Yellow Sac spiders. Admittedly, the huge Wolf spiders can get your attention if you come face-to-face with them, but they are cool. They can get pretty large.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

The only spider I fear is a Recluse (at least what can be found around here). The others are not worth having a wreck.

[Cats Pajamas]

She needed a Bissell car vac Tee,hee. My husband and I have seen every kind of stupid car accident ever. We have been claims adjusters for many years. Knew one woman who stepped out of her car while it was doing about 30 miles an hour because of spider phobia. She had been to a farmers market and had a bunch of yellow corn in the back seat and a spider hitched a ride in that corn and didn't wanna wear his seatbelt. She stepped out of that car pretty as you please and let it go right on without her, rolled off into a ditch and thankfully didn't kill anyone or damage anything too much really, except her car. Don't remember what company got nailed with that one. We are independent adjusters and work for I could write a book bigger than Bill Engvall's here's your sign show.

[moovova]

Arachnophobia therapy would’ve been cheaper.

[butlerweave]

Was the Spider sitting in the back seat picking it’s teeth ?

[CodeToad]

[goodnesswins]

Oregon ping

[Madame Dufarge]

Husband blows himself up trying to kill spider with an aerosol

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[MayflowerMadam]

I’d do it, too, if it were a snake. And when my mangled body was chiseled out of the car they’ll find that I’d had a heart attack before impact.

Spiders ... they don’t bother me.

[Safetgiver]

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/spider_bite_brown_recluse_spider_bite/page12_em.htm#pictures_of_brown_recluse_spider_bite_first_nine_days