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To: The_Media_never_lie

What is the success rate for fleeing?
Rate of success is directly related to the quality of the running shoe and the athleticism of the perp.


7 posted on 09/21/2016 8:03:06 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Stay ignorant, my friends! (if you watch mainstream media, you will!))
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To: The_Media_never_lie

They’d best be investing in a belt instead of 300 dollar sneakers.

Dindo nuffins tripping over their pants around their ankles aren’t running anywhere regardless of what a idiot judge proclaims.


15 posted on 09/21/2016 8:08:37 PM PDT by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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To: The_Media_never_lie
Rate of success is directly related to the quality of the running shoe and the athleticism of the perp.

Don't forget to divide by the number of donuts consumed daily by the officer!

42 posted on 09/21/2016 9:36:40 PM PDT by Shanghai Dan (I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat...)
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