Get Well Cards to Hillary

Shameless Vanity | Sep. 11, 2016 | Vanity

[W.]

Just a short note...

Dear Executive Wannabe Bitch:

ESAD.

Thank you.

And good night.

[xp38]

Pneumonia eh? At least it's not a Soviet Union cold!

[PROCON]

ROTFLMAO, you guys are killing me tonight!

[43north]

Dear hillary,

Here is a gift basket of deplorables.

Enjoy!

[doug from upland]

Off the cuff. About two minutes. After 20,000 I think in limerick.

[Arthur McGowan]

Dear Hillary:

Thanks for making this

the best 9/11 EVER!!!

[SERKIT]

If you can find it, push it, hard!

[PROCON]

ROTFLMAO, I need to leave, my gut is about to bust!

[far sider]

[No_More_Harkin]

that got a big chuckle!! reminds me of the time we’re stuck in traffic with my friend. Dead dog on the side of the road, he opens the door: “Here fella!!”
I could hear my bro in the car behind us yucking it up!

[US_MilitaryRules]

Satan’s waiting. Please hurry.

[ThE_RiPpEr.]

*cough* *cough*

Dear Hillary, I hope to see you stop your “coffin”... at the cemetary.

*cough* *cough*

[Daffynition]

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Hey Hillary. Got a bad cough? Pain?

Well, take 25 Oxycotins and call the undertaker in the morning.

I guarantee you’ll feel - NOTHING!

[dfwgator]

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to…

[b9]

Best. Limerick. Ever

[Terry L Smith]

Here is my suggestion for a card for Hillary:

http://www.overstock.com/Health-Beauty/Urns/3109/cat.html

[doug from upland]

I use SEND OUT CARDS --- a real card delivered for about $1.50 plus postage. Hundreds of cards for all occasions and you can add your own messages and pictures. Once date base is created send unlimited Christmas cards in a couple minutes. FReepmail me if you want to know more about it. Here is the front and inside of the card on its way to Chappaqua:

[doug from upland]

:)