[Little Pig]

I hope this is a John Edwards-type Enquirer story, and not one of their tabloid make-it-all-up bylines.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Unlike the now defunct Weekly World News, the National Enquirer has stayed away from the really extreme tabloid fodder such as UFO invasion stories.

Unfortunately this means they probably won't be able to divulge that Hillary is really an alien reptilian who is in the process of rejecting the genetic alteration process that makes her appear human.

[Bigg Red]

It is merely an attempt to draw attention away from Hitlery’s corruption and treason. We need to ignore these stories.