Wouldn’t it have been awesome to have been there?
You might absent-mindedly stumble into a back room where a beautiful helper (not Huma, of course) was feeding her answers. You would take the microphone and command Hillary to lose to Trump, or else you would reveal her cheating. Then you would sleep with the helper.
But when you got up to get a drink, you would get knocked over the head and pass out. When you came to, you would find the helper, all painted in gold, dead from skin suffocation, because that special spot on the lower back was painted too.
Shaken or stirred? :)
Now that’s funny, right there! I don’t care who you are!!!!!