The say married men live longer than single men, I think it just seems that way.
Why do husbands usually die before their wives?
Because they want to.
Old joke: People who marry economics majors from North Dakota live longer. Not really, but it certainly seems that way. I plead guilty to both.
Imagine living the rest of your days trying to please some complaining, vapid, harpy.
Usually that describes the good looking ones too.
American males live only about thirty years; however, they live a lot longer in captivity.