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70-year-old says he robbed bank because he preferred jail to his wife
The State ^ | 9/7/2016 | TONY RIZZO

Posted on 09/07/2016 11:25:09 AM PDT by Gamecock

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To: PAR35

There’s another charge that I learned about many years ago for where people take things and then bring them back with no intent of keeping them.... it’s usually a lesser included charge for auto theft. Could possibly charge him with that i’d guess, but I agree with everyone’s thoughts that the judge should sentence him to probation or house arrest or something similar.


61 posted on 09/07/2016 1:08:32 PM PDT by reed13k
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To: reaganaut

“And for the life of me, I don’t get why more men don’t insist on one.”

If I didn’t think she was worth half my stuff I would not have married her. And anyway, all the pre-nup I need is ‘till death do you part’.


62 posted on 09/07/2016 1:09:43 PM PDT by TalonDJ
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To: Gamecock

My 70th is in 4 months. I mentioned this to my wife. She said I can turn my self in now for assault with a dead weapon.


63 posted on 09/07/2016 1:10:20 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: LouieFisk

Old joke...This guy robs a bank, is caught and goes to prison, but they never find the money. One day he gets a letter from his wife telling him that things are very hard and they barley have money for food. She says she is going to dig up the back yard and plant vegetables.

He writes he back and tells her “whatever you do don’t dig up the back yard”.

A few days later he get another letter from her, “The strangest thing happened yesterday. About 20 cops showed up and spent the whole day digging up the entire back yard, but they didn’t find anything.”

He writes her back, “OK, now plant your vegetables.”


64 posted on 09/07/2016 1:13:50 PM PDT by Hugin (Conservatism without Nationalism is a fraud.)
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To: cherry

He was spry and virile in his youth, just like ‘ol Slick Willie. Look at what the Cankle has done to him over time.

Females like that just suck the life right out of a guy.


65 posted on 09/07/2016 1:23:39 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Cowboy Bob

Yep.


66 posted on 09/07/2016 1:29:12 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Hugin

Heh. New to me.


67 posted on 09/07/2016 1:30:26 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: Aevery_Freeman

” Nothing uglier than a ninety year old white woman!”
Redd Foxx


68 posted on 09/07/2016 1:53:28 PM PDT by GOYAKLA ( Pick-up the pace, I'm eighty!)
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To: Blue Jays

Desperate men take desperate measures. They don’t have to always make sense.


69 posted on 09/07/2016 1:54:55 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: P-Marlowe

He probably did not even have a gun


70 posted on 09/07/2016 2:04:43 PM PDT by Irish Eyes
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To: reaganaut

“They marry, stay about 10 years then divorce. One woman has made a living doing it - and I cannot figure out why men still marry her.”

I have 2 guesses. Maybe 3...

“And for the life of me, I don’t get why more men don’t insist on one.”

Same answer as above


71 posted on 09/07/2016 2:05:31 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: Irish Eyes; Gamecock

In that case he could probably be charged with submitting a fraudulent withdrawal slip.


72 posted on 09/07/2016 2:59:39 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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To: Stevenc131

American males live only about thirty years; however, they live a lot longer in captivity.


73 posted on 09/07/2016 3:13:03 PM PDT by GingisK
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To: TalonDJ

Ideally that would be the case, but there are a lot of gold-diggers, esp when the farm is worth millions. Our hired hand tried to get me to marry him for years, even after I was engaged to my husband. Even then, I knew it wasn’t me he wanted, but the farm. My husband, OTOH, has during the course of our marriage, signed away any rights at various times as needed (quit claim or release of homestead) with no issue. He doesn’t WANT anything in his name, even after I have offered to give him or add his name to things (even the car). He married me, not my money.


74 posted on 09/07/2016 3:54:58 PM PDT by reaganaut (I'm looking forward to Trump as President. I'm an Evangelical and I vote.)
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To: simpson96

Bundy’s wife was hot and he was too stupid to know it.


75 posted on 09/07/2016 5:12:30 PM PDT by MisterArtery
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To: Gamecock

Sounds like an episode of “Barney Miller.”


76 posted on 09/07/2016 11:04:40 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Gamecock

She will knock over a bank, say she’s a dude, and become his cellmate.


77 posted on 09/07/2016 11:20:42 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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