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To: Lucky9teen; USMCPOP

Thanks to USMCPOP:

Why use Extreme Shock when you can now have newly created XRBR ammo?

Xtreme Rabid Badger Rounds signal a paradigm shift in home defense and anti-terrorism ammunition. Utilizing the same state of the art technology that puts foam dinosaurs in those plastic capsules that dissolve in hot water, I’ve been able to enhance what would be otherwise boring hollow-point ammunition with a rabid badger core. The exact process is like, totally secret and proprietary.

Upon striking the body of your target, a rabid badger is unleashed through a process that involves a lot of really hard to understand math and physics calculations, and possibly some magic. The resulting stopping power goes beyond devastating, and is actually completely unable to be measured. In every ballistic test conducted, the badger ate the gelatin block, and then quickly turned on the testers.

My cores use very expensive laboratory grade badgers that are 99.9% pure, and 100% insane with rabies.

The shock of a rabid badger bursting from a teammate’s body and then going totally nuts adds a psychological warfare element unmatched by any other ammunition maker in the industry today. To further enhance this, I took a cue from the A-10 Warthog, and painted a scary face on each and every round.

Already in use by Elite Team Fighting and many other highly trained special operations forces around the world, XRBR rounds represent the zenith in small arms ammunition technology. Get yours today!


31 posted on 08/26/2016 7:05:14 AM PDT by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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To: MortMan

I don’t get it.....where’s the punch line ?


32 posted on 08/26/2016 7:18:18 AM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
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