Had that happen years ago when I was working in a retail store.
I climbed a ladder to get something off of a top shelf for a female colleague. She was about a 42 DD on top. I stumbled on my way down the ladder and fell, straight into her bazoombas.
All I can say is.....that must be what it feels like when your airbag goes off.
“I stumbled on my way down the ladder and fell, straight into her bazookas.”
You “accidentally” stumbled, right? ;-)