as a wise man once said: You can teach-em to type, but you can't teach-em to grow ____.
Posted on 08/25/2016 10:37:42 AM PDT by rickmichaels
Always a good idea to carry a spare.
What if her feet touch the wall before her boobs do?
yup....that’s pretty much what the lady I worked with in that store looked like.
“I stumbled on my way down the ladder and fell, straight into her bazookas.”
You “accidentally” stumbled, right? ;-)
Bazookas=bazoombas.
Autocorrect is getting dangerous.
Actually I did. To her credit she was totally cool about it.
I just can’t describe the sort of deceleration you experience. Kind of like that slow-motion film of the guy catching a cannonball in his gut.
Reminds me of the old Playboy cartoon captioned “Why there are no large breasted ballerinas.”
Anybody remember Morganna the kissing bandit who would run out on the baseball field and plant one on one of the players. She would get arrested for trespass, then claim she was so top-heavy, when she leaned over the rail, she fell out onto the field.
“To her credit she was totally cool about it.”
Really, you were very lucky - with some people, that’ll cost you your job if your lucky, and result in criminal prosecution if you’re not.
Nah, I was a kid. She was a bit older.
That was before “cougar” was a thing.
Also, I always felt bad for her, because in reality she was a very smart woman.
But people took one look at the boobies and concluded that she must be Carol Wayne in an old Tonight Show skit.
as a wise man once said: You can teach-em to type, but you can't teach-em to grow ____.
five for frolicking???
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