Salamanca had < 6K people last census. Can't be that hard to figure out what adult has access to costumes, and very poor, um, nonexistent, taste in beer.
That, and whomever returns 36 B-L empties. Hey, if he's poor enough to chance stealing, there's a pretty good chance he'll return them...
Perhaps Cuomo will go after him for stealing the deposits on the cans, to set an example of white guys breaking the law without cutting in Cuomo & Co?
I was walking guard duty at Parris Island many years ago, and the Officer of the watch was,,, Captain,, America.. yep, I had encountered him before, but the idiot I was on duty with had not, it did not end well for him and after the well known ‘Halt, who goes there?” ... LOL