I'm good. No chance of messing it up:
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
One!... Two!... Five!
I LOVE that scene. Hard to pick an all time favorite. The “Romanes eunt Domus” Latin lesson from Life of Brian, IMHO might slightly edge out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, but it’s a tough call.