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KFC Launches New Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen
http://www.chewboom.com ^ | Bob Miller | August 22, 2016

Posted on 08/22/2016 5:53:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase

They Didn’t! Yes they did. Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) just dropped a limited run of Extra Crispy fried chicken-scented sunscreen. But we really shouldn’t be surprised, back in May, KFC Hong Kong introduced fried chicken flavored edible nail polish.

If you’re feeling courageous, and would like to slather your body parts in KFC Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen – act fast – because KFC is only making 3,000 bottles of SPF 30 Extra Crispy Sunscreen available online on Monday, August 22, 2016.

You can order a bottle for free by visiting www.ExtraCrispySunscreen.com and completing the request form. The free sunscreen is only being made available to U.S. residents, and is limited to one bottle per household.

Fans will also find a special message from the Extra Crispy Colonel, played by sun-worshipper actor George Hamilton.


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To: Rebelbase

Is that George Hamilton?


21 posted on 08/22/2016 6:13:58 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Rebelbase
I'm not sure I'd want to go in the ocean smelling like fried chicken.


22 posted on 08/22/2016 6:16:21 PM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: Charles Martel

Yep. He’s the new Colonel.


23 posted on 08/22/2016 6:16:42 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
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To: knarf

They make bacon-flavored “personal lubricant.”

https://www.baconaddicts.com/products/bacon-lube-bacon-flavored-personal-lubricant


24 posted on 08/22/2016 6:18:21 PM PDT by PLMerite (Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: Rebelbase

Great, use it and you will be loved......by bees.


25 posted on 08/22/2016 6:18:27 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: Rebelbase

Stay out of bear country.....


26 posted on 08/22/2016 6:19:05 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: Ditter

This is a leftover april fool’s thing. It never existed.

Of course, my wife is telling me now that “no, people are saying this was real”. I don’t believe it though. because I don’t believe people.


27 posted on 08/22/2016 6:20:52 PM PDT by Celerity
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To: Larry Lucido

28 posted on 08/22/2016 6:20:53 PM PDT by Gamecock (There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
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To: Rebelbase

Ohhhh, lawd.. All I can think about is a riot at WalMart.


29 posted on 08/22/2016 6:26:03 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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To: Rebelbase

If you love being attacked by flies and vultures, this is the sunscreen for you.


30 posted on 08/22/2016 6:26:34 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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To: Rebelbase

Don’t miss out on the KFC “Hillary Special”....

2 Small Breasts,
2 Large Thighs,
and a left wing.


31 posted on 08/22/2016 6:27:46 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: Rebelbase

If you love being attacked by flies and vultures, this is the sunscreen for you.


32 posted on 08/22/2016 6:28:06 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
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To: Rebelbase

Guaranteed to draw flies, cats, dogs, and probably other carnivores.


33 posted on 08/22/2016 6:35:26 PM PDT by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
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To: Rebelbase

Oh my. So many jokes.


34 posted on 08/22/2016 7:08:45 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Hillary Clinton, the elderly woman's version of "I dindu nuffins.")
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To: Rebelbase

Is the extra-crisply colonel, actor George Hamilton? Looks like him. Already had the tan!


35 posted on 08/22/2016 7:29:22 PM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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To: Trillian

That’s the ticket!!!!


36 posted on 08/22/2016 7:36:32 PM PDT by MGG
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To: luvbach1

If George Hamilton doesn’t have skin cancer (basal cell or malignant melanoma), it’s a miracle. Or maybe it’s just genetics. I’m Irish, so basal cell carcinoma kind of runs in the family...


37 posted on 08/22/2016 7:37:00 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Rebelbase

secret sauce for honey badgers


38 posted on 08/22/2016 8:34:48 PM PDT by blueplum ((March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?))
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To: Rebelbase

Brilliant marketing. Summer is over in half the nation.

Brilliant.


39 posted on 08/22/2016 8:37:49 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Rebelbase
How about pizza perfume?


40 posted on 08/22/2016 9:15:26 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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